bird: chirps
me: wtf what tab is that coming from

literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

(via orcadreams)

unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

(via pinkispersonality)

eggnored:

flirting like

image

(Source: eggnored, via kungfukillerwolf)